Bought in a minute.
Playing in ten.

Pick your world

Each one auto-provisioned and minded by the goblin — console, backups and file access included. More games join the burrow as he digs.

Minecraft: Java Edition

Vanilla, Paper, or hundreds of CurseForge modpacks.

from $7.99/mo

Minecraft: Bedrock Edition

Cross-play with friends on console, mobile & Windows.

from $7.99/mo

Valheim

Brave the tenth world with your viking crew.

from $12.99/mo

Rust

Raid, build and survive a brutal wipe-cycle world.

from $34.99/mo

Three steps, zero tickets

STEP 1

Pick your world

Vanilla, Paper, or hundreds of CurseForge modpacks. The goblin recommends the right size so heavy packs don't suffocate.

STEP 2

Pay the goblin

Card, Apple Pay, Google Pay — handled by Stripe. Prepay 3, 6, or 12 months and the goblin knocks up to 15% off.

STEP 3

Play in minutes

Your server installs itself and boots. Console, file access, and backups included — the goblin never sleeps (don't tell him about the maintenance page).

Pick your hoard size

Every tier runs on fast NVMe hardware with backups and the full goblin treatment. Modpacks want Diamond or better — the picker will tell you.

Prepay and save: 3 months −5% · 6 months −10% · 12 months −15%

Your favorite pack, pre-dug

Start with a favorite or something hot right now. Pick a version and the goblin installs the server pack, config, and the works.

Popular favorites

Proven worlds players keep coming back to

RLCraftHardcore survival, RPG progression, and dangerous exploration.See pack & pricing → The Pixelmon ModpackPokémon adventures, catching, battling, and progression with friends.See pack & pricing → All the Mods 9Hundreds of mods, quests, automation, and a deep endgame.See pack & pricing → SkyFactory 4The classic skyblock factory experience with a huge progression tree.See pack & pricing →

Hot right now

Curated by the goblin for this season

All the Mods 10A modern kitchen-sink pack with quests and a substantial endgame.See pack & pricing → Better MC 4A polished Vanilla+ world with more places, creatures, and adventures.See pack & pricing → Prominence IIA lore-rich RPG pack with talent trees, artifacts, and boss fights.See pack & pricing → RLCraft DregoraRLCraft survival remixed with Dregora's custom world and progression.See pack & pricing →

Hosting without the guesswork

The playful branding stops where the important infrastructure starts. Every plan gets the same practical essentials.